Category: Joke

Sarcasm

On By Nishant GangIn Fun, Irony, Joke, Laughter, People, Poem, Poet, poetry, SarcasmLeave a comment

Hey, do read/listen to it. I guarantee a smile/laughter.

 

Everything is in the state of Mayhem, 

Perhaps also the factory from where we get brain.

For if this is your idea of sane,

My dear, you are definitely on cocaine.

 

And I saw a few good men yesterday,

No not people, I meant the movie.

Oh, I am a man by the way,

But cannot include myself, it sounds cocky.

 

So lately, I have been eating healthy, 

And posting about it on social media.

Most of my posts are for the wealthy,

Because their recipes feels like reading encyclopedia.

 

I did a good thing today,

And didn’t do anything for the rest 364 days.

But… I clicked 365 pictures from every possible way,

Therefore, I did a good thing everyday.

 

My favourite TV show is the one I was told to watch,

Because it’s trending right now.

Who cares about the story?

Anyone who won’t watch it, is lame somehow.

 

I can go on and on about the joke we are,

But it won’t be fair as the apple doesn’t fall far.

Let me end this pretension of being sane,

Let’s face it, We all love being bizarre.

वो क्या है ना

On By Nishant GangIn blogging, Care, Hindi Poem, Joke, Peace, Poem, poetry, Relax, Responsibility, Situations, SmileLeave a comment

Fun side of staying at home these days.

 

 

वो क्या है ना,
आजकल सुबह भी देर से होती है,
और दिन भर सिर्फ बाते होती है.
नजाने कितनी बार चाय और कॉफ़ी उफनती है,
चुहलें की आग मुश्किल से बुझती है.
सारे किरदार टी-शर्ट और ट्रैक पैन्ट्स में दिखते है,
पासे आजकल हर घर में गिरते है,
बड़े भी हार में बच्चो से झगड़ते है,
और हाँ, सोशल मीडिया में रोज़ नए ट्रेंड्स निकलते है.
घरो में रहना सबको काट रहा है,
पर सच बोले तो आलस से उठा नहीं जा रहा है,
माहौल तंग है, समझ आ रहा है,
पर घर रहके तू अपना फ़र्ज़ निभा रहा है.

वो क्या है ना,
वर्क फ्रॉम होम में नेटवर्क वैसे तो ख़राब है,
पर नेटफ्लिक्स में सब समझ आरहा है.
ऑफिस के वीडियो कॉल्स नहीं हो पारही,
पर दोस्तों से घंटो बातें किया जा रहा है.
पर ठीक है, थोड़ी मस्ती तो बनती है,
इतनी छुट्टी तो स्कूल में भी नहीं मिलती है,
और जब तक चीज़े वापिस ठीक नहीं होती है,
घर पे रहो, बस इतनी सी बिनती है.

 

घर पे हो ना?

Pressing issues #1

On By Nishant GangIn Better, blogging, Issues, Joke, Learning, Life, Misery, poetry, Pressing Issue, thoughts2 Comments

Over the next few weeks I’ll be writing on issues I think needs to be addressed. The series will be called Pressing Issues.

Topic #1

Taking someone’s misery as a Joke.

 

 

It’s hypocritical of us and our laughter.

When we feel pain we want the World’s ear

But when it’s time to lend the same, we say

“Chill dude, don’t bother or care”.

Congratulations, you have just added to the pain,

How much will it cost to just bear?

If someone opens up, be sane,

Handle other’s misery with care.

~ Your little time can help them for a while.

Parody by Poets

On By Nishant GangIn blogging, Carefree, Fun, Happiness, Irony, Joke, Parody, Poem, Poet, poetry, Random2 Comments

Let’s look at the funny aspect of our lives, alright?

Let’s laugh a little. Enough with all the sadness and lectures and drama and stuff.

 

Life starts at school,

Where with a backpack we try to act cool.

Some score high and some low, however,

In front of our “Einstein” friends we end up as a fool.

 

Later comes extra curricular,

Where we are expected to explore.

But our crush is not in the same group.

Last I remember, I was out cold on the gym floor.

 

Teenage is already so hard,

One day I am playing make believe,

The other I am dealing cards.

Is it weird to think, me and my buddies are Avengers: Earth’s guards?

 

Have you been to college yet,

Trust me its a roller coaster ride.

Life will start taking your bets,

Even with backlogs you will one day stride.

 

So I am working now, or at least I am supposed to,

Still haven’t figured out the How, only similarity between me and you.

Yet we work so hard at times, either to stay in office or to flea from sight.

When my system gets frozen I take it as a sign, I am hungry, let’s grab a bite.

 

In short, I have written a long post,

But hey, who said life is fair.

Oh my Einstein friend, scarier than a ghost,

Let’s see who blinks first in the game of stare.

 

Paheli (Puzzle)

On By Nishant GangIn blogging, Choice, Irony, Joke, Poem, Poet, poetry, Puzzle, StoryLeave a comment

Good Morning Reader!

Weekend is here and nothing brings us more joy than a Saturday Morning.

Keeping the joy and excitement alive, I plan to give you a paheli that will amuse you and add to the randomness we all long and love in our life.

Now this paheli or puzzle if you may is going to be in the form of a Poem (Wow! As if you didn’t know :P)

But before I go on to the fun part, I have but a small request…

Comment one puzzle for everyone to solve or, state the most random thing you would like to do this weekend

Paheli

A dim-wit once said, ” I am smart,

Smart if you think I am Silly.

In this play of ours I play my part,

Heart is wiser than mind. Really?

Amidst the horde I feel cold,

While in winter I am warm.

I gave money for the items I sold,

And it worked on everyone like a charm.

Days are long and nights are short,

Months are slower than years,

I live in my 3 bedroom fort,

Where the dust is very clear.”

A dim-wit once said, ” I am silly,

As Silly is the new smart.

You are more than these labels really,

So who am I in your chart?”

~ A wise dim-wit idiot.

Walk in the Park

On By Nishant GangIn blogging, Happiness, Joke, Poem, Poet, poetry, Positivity, Random, Smile, thoughtsLeave a comment

Something that gets us closer to redemption,

Is something worth searching for.

So while many things are paving our direction,

Let me invite you to the floor.

Knock knock, who’s there?

Smile at.

Smile at who?

Whomever you want to, it’s free.

The world is your audience looking at you,

Could be daunting only if it were to be true,

Laughing eyes helps to see right through,

Says the Poet who has no clue.

Just break into laughter and smile a while,

For my words seem wise because I do hit and trial.

Curious, each smile has one unique style,

Searching for laughter is worthwhile.